Ode to Professor Douchebag

Your disregard for human decency and normative critical offering
is conducive to the course you teach:
mechanized human being.
You scumbag sonofabitch.
You revel in your position, jaded and disinterested by your own
highly advanced and learned mind,
yet your bitterness and lack of compassion speaks to social realities shielded by your hierarchical stance at the podium of post-secondary education.
Clearly you have not yet learned that passive-aggressive tendencies in teaching method
are not valued, nor appreciated, by those you condemn to your analysis.
If I was to offer your one piece of advice,
one sage-yet immature-point of observation that is universally accepted,
it is this:
you cannot teach a class attended by no-one.